Now if I were a bit thinner and my wallet were a bit fatter, I'd be slipping into this bandage dress by Hérve Léger. I love the wine coloured neckline with the black and grey body.

For those that can swap the words "thinner" and "fatter" in my first sentence, and can tag on to the end "It would be a real shock for me because I'm actually skinny and rich", then you can purchase this beauty as net-a-porter.com for £1,042.34