Forget play nice, how about play nasty? With 4 magical tusks and 3 adorable animals to impale, form an alliance with the Avenging Narwhal and let rip your crusade against cuteness. Why not inspire the inner reaper in your little angel? Simply add said child to the Avenging Narwhal Play Set and look on with pride as they slay as they play. But why let the kids have all the fun, eh? If you find yourself all grown-up on the outside, but kiddie on the inside, you too may gain some satisfaction from venting the frustrations over the disillusionment of adult life by way of a little impalement. Plus, those of you who grew up in the golden age of the young consumer will be nothing less than inspired to know that this set comes with 4 magical tusks, each of which come with its own unique powers!:

Crystal: mind control, hypnosis, global communication
Onyx: instant paralysis
Ruby: drains the blood of its victims
Ice: freezes water, creates icebergs, chills beverages

Yes, you may always be out-numbered, but you will never be out-tusked.

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